And the last baked good is out of the oven. That's two batches of chocolate chip cookies (60 total, done in parallel because my hand mixer couldn't do them simultaneously; yes, I know about the existence of stand mixers, but we don't have anywhere to put it and I don't bake that often); two batches of muffins (one blueberry, one chocolate chip); one batch of butterscotch crunch cookies (these barely count as cooking, as they consist of butterscotch chips melted and mixed with chow mein noodles); and one cheese bread loaf (made by Chad).

Hurry up and cool, baked goods, so I may face-plant into bed!