Because of the nosebleed seats, I don't remember how much hot noun-on-noun action there was in the musical's staging; but I do imagine it's easier to sneak under a PG-13 with girl-on-girl than boy-on-boy.

(Wow, my brain is suspectible. "Look I find some of what you teach suspect, because I'm used to relying on intellect . . . " Well, at least it's better than the *interminable* "Will I Lose My Dignity?")