I know I'm not in a movie, because they wouldn't have my family as even a midpoint in a movie. But when I was doing research one summer when I still thought I'd be a physicist, the other research students and I amused ourselves by assessing who in our party would survive if it was a disaster flick and wrangling over the details. "Caleb would be the lovable hick; toast in the first reel." "Jason is as close as we've got to a minority, so he's probably safe if he's willing to be a sidekick and otherwise kaput." Etc.