Hey, some of us have no choice about the social ineptitude but don't want to be creepy (perhaps we are but cannot judge). It's not like we're all advertising executives or something.

(Sexism and groping are an entirely different matter, and this Open Source Boobs thing had me WTFing for some time: I mean, yeah, it's different if you really are inviting it, but still, WTF?! I'm fairly sure that had I been there, I'd have spent far too much time looking for people wearing these badges so I could run away from them, not because there's anything wrong with them but because the simple idea stresses me out. And I'm not even female.)