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On Tuesday morning, we had:


A Household Drama In Three Lines

Scene: Tuesday morning. A steady, heavy rain can be heard on the windows and roof. As Chad lies in bed, from across the hall comes the rattle of shower curtain rings being pulled aside. After a pause, Kate enters the bedroom:

KATE (breathlessly)
Okay I'll take the dog for a walk.

(beat)

CHAD
How big is the spider?

Kate holds up thumb and forefinger about three or four inches apart, while saying

KATE
It's one of those fuzzy things. In the bathtub.

Chad exits the bedroom; as ominous banging noises issue from across the hall, we fade out.


(It was reddish-brown, flat, many many fuzzy legs, and looked something like a cross between a caterpillar and a centipede. We get a fair number of them, and I hates them, precious, hates.)

It rained basically all week, though after Tuesday mostly not in the morning, which is fortunate because the dog hates the rain. She was sick a lot this week, throwing up on the carpet twice; she's due for her shots soon and we'll ask the vet what more we can do besides special food and daily OTC acid-reducers (well, in addition to making sure she actually eats the pills and doesn't leave them behind). Poor doggie.

Got my iPod this week and spent too much time wrestling with it. I will spare you the tedious details, but it turned out to be a problem with confusing third-party software and defective hardware on my end, rather than an Apple problem. It's working beautifully now and I'm delirious with geeky joy.

I had a nice day yesterday: went back to bed after getting up with the dog because Chad was sound asleep (thereby combining self-indulgence and virtue, a rare combination), poked around with my iPod, read a good Heyer (Venetia, out of the library), did some housework, and ate a very lovely dinner Chad cooked for me, including crème brûlée (I even helped with the torching). Today Chad's folks came up for lunch, which is always nice, though I foolishly ate a little too much and am a little sluggish as a result.

Emmy has just finished getting her dinner out of the food cube, so we're going to take her for an after-dinner walk in a few minutes (before it starts raining again) and maybe then watch one of my presents, The Italian Job. A pretty good weekend, all in all.

Date: 2004-08-01 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnberryknkn.livejournal.com
Silverfish suck. (At least, we have a similar thing in Michigan called the silverfish.)

Yay iPod!

Silverfish or house centipede?

Date: 2004-08-02 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
I'm not sure I've ever seen a silverfish. I am pretty sure I have seen house centipedes, although my friend Ken claimed one we both saw and he killed was a silverfish. Using images.google.com, I find

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/other.htm

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/arthropoda/uniramia/thysanura.html

http://www.uark.edu/depts/entomolo/museum/house_centipede.html

I'm pretty sure what Ken and I saw was a house centipede. I can't believe he picked it up and squashed it using just a tissue. I suggested at least a paper towel folded up many times to protect against the "juice", which Ken admitted there was a lot of. Idiot.

Anyway, I wonder which is what Kate saw.

Re: Silverfish or house centipede?

Date: 2004-08-02 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orzelc.livejournal.com
Anyway, I wonder which is what Kate saw.

The latter, I believe, though they look pretty similar to me.

(I'm not Kate, but I'll answer to spare her looking at the pictures...)

Re: Silverfish or house centipede?

Date: 2004-08-02 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
Those things are *seriously* nasty. Even I am totally squeamish about 'em. They're prevalent in DC and in Chicago both, so I'm sure they've trekked up to Connecticut as well...

Date: 2004-08-01 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raincitygirl.livejournal.com
I'm actually okay with spiders in general, and am one of those virtuous people who traps them under a glass, slides a piece of card under the glass, tkaes the whole contraption outside and releases them. That having been said, I think even I would recoil at a three inch wide brown fuzzy thing. What's a food cube, BTW?

Mmmmm, creme bruleee. *Rain's attention wanders off* Is Chad's DNA available for cloning purposes?

Date: 2004-08-01 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] texas-tiger.livejournal.com
Mmmm....creme brulee....

Date: 2004-08-01 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schulman.livejournal.com
You need a bugvac (http://www.gooddeals.com/shopexd.asp?id=3)!

Every spring, I swear I'm going to get one, although it's easier to just whack the shower invaders with my rubber duck. (That's what rubber ducks are for.)

Date: 2004-08-02 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
Yahbut, the advantage of the bugvac over the duckwhack is, assuming it works as advertised, no bug guts. Which reminds me, I need to find out what kind of tweezers to buy in case I ever have to remove a tick. All that disc golf puts me at risk....

Date: 2004-08-03 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schulman.livejournal.com
Bug guts are good. Bug guts mean that it's an ex-bug. And since it's in the shower anyway, they're easily removed with toilet paper and a blast from the showerhead.

My mother had an ant swarm in her shower today. What is it with showers? I know, they're damp and drains lead to them, but still, they're naked places. Vermin should NOT be allowed in naked places.

I hate hate hate house centipedes, and the pictures on that centipede page (http://www.uark.edu/depts/entomolo/museum/house_centipede.html) give me the heebie jeebies, but I do love the text. "Quivering, lashing appendages," forsooth.

Date: 2004-08-03 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
Heh. You've uncovered my irrational fear. Bug guts bad. Must wash with bleach!

One page I found explained what it is with showers and sinks. The house centipedes go there for the moisture, and then cannot climb the porcelain walls out.

I found house centipedes to be both kind of cute and very scary. I think I once tried to scoop one up with a piece of paper, and it ran along the paper and up my arm. That felt kind of neat. But they are scary looking, and move damn fast, and I don't like the idea of their guts/juice on me at all.

I hear that some tarantulas are edible and taste like crab. I have doubts as to whether I would be able to eat one. (Cue my spiel about Shelob and a rocket launcher, including the lament that she's probably psychically poisonous as all hell.)

Date: 2004-08-03 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schulman.livejournal.com
Is that the Timbuk2? I love their cellphone holsters too. Given half a chance, I'd own two dozen iPod cases, and completely lose my iPod among them.

Belkin makes an iPod holder that fits into a car's cupholder, which is kind of cute.

Funny reaction

Date: 2004-08-02 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
I like this story (http://216.239.57.104/search?q=cache:ybbZf6YC-PkJ:www.redding.com/redd/fe_columnists/article/0,2232,REDD_17501_2973243,00.htm):
[...] I killed it by sucking it up into my vacuum cleaner and then continuing to run the vacuum for at least an hour. I even sucked up a piece of broken glass I found under the couch (hopefully cutting the alien creature into a million little pieces). [...]
This brought to mind the idea of having a blade inside the bugvac, which immediately brought disgust to mind.

Re: Funny reaction

Date: 2004-08-02 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
I read too quickly. I did not notice. Hm, how strong a zap are we talking about? Too strong a zap, and I am pretty sure it is *not* a feature. I was your typical meanie-to-insects as a kid. Burning ants with a magnifying glass was fun, esp. if they caught on fire. But burning a ladybug smelled something awful.

*re-checks URL provided by [livejournal.com profile] schulman*

Hm, that was not expensive and did not zap the insects. So, no, I did not see the expensive bugvac.

Date: 2004-08-01 10:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gwyneira.livejournal.com
Oh, ick. Lucky you to have a disposer of spiders. My husband and I both hate them, so we always have to argue about whose turn it is.

That is a house centipede.

Date: 2004-08-02 07:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] seawasp
They are harmless and actually good for the house, as they eat other nasty things. They can give one a bit of a start when they come zipping out into view, though, as they can reach fairly impressive sizes (three to four inches seems a bit excessive, though).

Re: That is a house centipede.

Date: 2004-08-02 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
The site I read did mention that they seem to kill every other bug in existence and feast on their enemies, but...what a nasty-assed creature.

Re: That is a house centipede.

Date: 2004-08-02 11:39 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] seawasp
They startle me, but I don't find them nasty. My son loves them, but then he loves all bugs, spiders, etc. Other centipedes I'm wary of, as some are capable of biting humans and all of them are venomous to one extent or another, but the house centipede is harmless and beneficial.

Wolf spiders creep me out on occasion.

Re: That is a house centipede.

Date: 2004-08-02 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] montoya.livejournal.com
I never buy this logic that horrible things are good because they get rid of other, slightly less horrible, things.

Nobody says of a house fire, "They take care of sterilizing the dirty dishes," after all.

Re: That is a house centipede.

Date: 2004-08-02 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
But silverfish are not slightly less horrible than house centipedes: silverfish eat books!
From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
The house centipede webpage I gave earlier says
Although house centipedes are not aggressive, and their jaws are not powerful enough to break human skin easily, they will sometimes bite in self-defense.  Severe swelling and pain can result from the venom injected, but in most cases the bite is no worse than the sting of a bee.

Date: 2004-08-02 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
Three or four _inches_?! Ye gods and little fishies...

Hope doggie feels better soon.

Date: 2004-08-10 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katxena.livejournal.com
Which Italian Job did you get? If you liked the remake, try to get your hands on the original English version -- it's fantastic.

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